Dick in one hand, mouse in the other: How to fuck a fapper’s mind.
Posted in: Stories by Mr Oh! / Tags: dogging, fap, fapper, gloryhole, masturbator, tnaflix January 30, 2012 at 3:26 pm
I’m a serial masturbator and I don’t give a fuck.
I don’t know what makes me a SERIAL masturbator, maybe it’s because I like to watch a lot of porn and probably masturbate up to about 4 times a day.
To be honest, even writing this blog is taking time away from being able to watch a new clip that popped up on TnAflix. It’s called ‘Dogging amateur girl gang banged at Adult Theatre‘ and I TRULY need to knock out a long nut to this one.
From the preview, it looks like my kinda shit… dark rooms, raw fucking, cuming on someone’s face… my kinda fapping clip.
Have I mentioned why I fucking love… well am addicted to… well why I STALK TnAflix.com?
Because, unlike a lot of the other shit tube sites out there, you get a short preview of the clip when you hover the mouse over any clip. So you can see, for at least a few seconds, whether the clip will be worth the cum on your stomach, or on your cum rag or tissue, whichever you use. I personally prefer the stomach shot because you don’t have to worry about the hassle of trying to aim for a towel, washrag or tissue, you just buss ya nut then clean it up.
I would keep talking about the handy aspect of the site (pardon the pun) or I could let you find out for yourself.
To be honest, all this writing is wasting pure sweet fapping time… the slut in the adult theatre is being fucked raw while taking one dick in her mouth through a gloryhole.
I’ve always wanted to visit a gloryhole. Have some random lips suck my dick and buss all over a fa
ce that I can’t see. But then again, I wouldn’t be able to fuck her face or hold her hair in a ponytail so I can get my dick right into her throat the way I want to.
I didn’t even know I liked this kind of porn but I do now. Just make sure you watch it to the end. There’s something about the way she takes cum on her face that makes my dick do that throb throb thing like I’m gonna cum quickly. But I’m an experienced fapper, so I know when to stop rubbing and when to keep going.
But if dogging slut wives isn’t your thing then go on a search through the site.
To give you an example, I typed in Lethal Lipps and, lo and behold, my favourite dick sucker comes up with a number of scenes, some o
f which I haven’t seen before. (Actually, hold on, I need to go and knock out a quick nut because Lethal’s lips always inspire a fiddle and a clean up.)
But anyway, I’m gonna let you explore the site, find out what works for you and see just how fapping great it is…
So whether its anal invasion, big women persuasions, dick sucking Asians or big booty inflations that tickle ya fancy, you will find it here on TnAflix… fuck it, they should change the name to Fappers Anonymous.
I would keep talking but I need to get a hold of myself again as a new clip called Darlene 2 has just been added and her ass looks fuckable… so I’m gonna kick back, get naked (‘cuz the best fap is a naked one), have my cum towel on standby and talk dirty to what is about to be a filthy sunnuvaclip on TnAflix.
My name is Mr Oh and I’m fapping addict ‘cuz I gotta have it.
Fap with me…
Mr Oh
That was faPtastic Mr Oh! But please, when you are in The Lounge, make sure you clean up after yourself, awright? there’s spunk all over!
Bloody ‘ell!
strange coz when i typed in dogging it came up empty in the search results
@The Barman – its my first time in the lounge so i wasn’t sire about etiquette – i thought it was spray where u lay… i’ll know for next time, lol – thanks for the fappreciation…
@rockcoffey – if u type in dogging amateur girl gang banged at Adult theatre then you’ll see it… or click the link in my blog… its good fapping stuff
just good!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hum, @Rockycoffey, you’re right, for some reason searching for doggy brings no results… let me kick some asses around and get it fixed for you!
… FIXED!
4 times a day?
BITCH PLEASE!!!!*yao ming face*
If you are a serial maturbator,then i am JACK THE FAPPER!!!
soo…. why is this posted? and why is it being linked to on the front page of TNA? You know what i didn’t see within this article? ACTUAL PORN. You know what i DIDN’T do while looking at it? FAP. I am sure this thing is just a fluff piece made to try and bring in more links to the site, but really… nobody comes here to read.
You know, I was curious what that thing above the video I was watching was about, drove me to click it. Interesting article I must say, gave me something to watch too. I’ve been around a good amount of sites, but it seems TNA has a good amount of stuff others don’t. I’d personally write an article but, it seems you’ve summed it up right here. Thanks. And thanks for the interesting video links, sure as hell gonna use those later. Mr Oh, great job you have my thanks.
(Also, it seems I don’t know what Tom’s deal is.. I thought it was a great find, and read. Sure I don’t come to read, but this time I found something worth reading, and fapping to for the links. It seems he read it, and left a nice little comment.)
your website is falling. not fast. but it is falling. tube8 is alright. a website named Tubegals is a compilation of every bit of porn on the internet ( like a google for pornography ) . tnaflix. you guys did me dirty. i’m on tube8. check the other one IM OUT.
@tom Ok, not everyone comes here to read, the same way not everyone likes anal sex porn… (for instance) but other people do.
This is The Pervs’ Lounge -free entry but not compulsory- where we fappers come in to chill out and drop some comments, read stories, etc… before going back to business.
Now get a beer, this one is on the house!
Love gloryhole vids…love the site…would love to meet members….drop me a line!
Well Im a loyal and true fan from tnaflix and all the tnaflix network and I liked the blog. I think a true perv is the kind of guy that will do enough research about the stuff he likes to fap to and not just click here and there. so oh yes Im very selective to the porn I watch and ofc need to be really good quality since my hoe will fap me while I watch it. so Mr Oh really good job and I would like to hear what you have to say about panties vids love that shit
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This story sucked. Dude, I agree with Tom. Why is this piece of crap linked to the front page of Tnaflix?
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